Girl’s Guide to Dating an Immortal Vampire
Wow, I don't even know where to begin my review of A Girl's Guide to Dating Vampires. I thought I was completely over the whole vampire train because I have. Girl's Guide to Dating an Immortal Vampire. Dating a Werewolf. If the sculpted, pallid type just doesn't float your boat, then maybe you're more of a 'wolf man' fan . colorky.info: Girls Guide to Dating a Vampire Decorative Novelty Horror Romantic Humor Poster Print 24x Posters & Prints.
I swear, I'm not trying to draw a parallel between this book and certain movies I just like the image Senior year for Jessica begins to pass by and slowly, both she and Lucius begin to change and accommodate each other as they learn more about each other and come to respect their unique qualities. Lucius uncovers a plot on Jessica's life and attempts to save her life by weilding the only weapon he knows Okay, so I'm being facetious.
That all does kind of happen, and the book can be frustrating in that melodramatic regard.
At some point, the people in this novel start consuming A LOT more eyeliner. Yet, on the other hand, it is also sweet and touching. The relationship developed between Jessica and Lucius is sweet and tender, awkward and rich.
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When she shoved me forward, my knees hit the end of the mattress, and I tumbled forward onto it, onto the legs that were currently occupying the space. She was standing in the doorway staring at him.
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I turned to see what made her eyes bug out like they did, and felt my jaw hit the ground. I let my eyes go wild, feasting in an orgy of delight as I gazed at all that flesh, starting at his toes nice long, narrow feetworking my way up muscular calves and heavily muscled thighs to pause for a long, long moment on that part of him that many parts of me were even now clamoring for.
I swallowed back a good gallon or so of saliva that was threatening to issue forth as drool and continue up his stomach, where I stopped to admire a starburst tattoo just below his belly button.
It was about the size of a half dollar, and was made up of a sun with wavy rays emanating from it. I tore my eyes from it and let my gaze continue up to a broad chest with insouciant nipples that screamed out for attention, took two side excursions to arms that were muscley without being obscenely big, stopping finally when I was caught snare of his eyes.
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When I want general human romance which is never for fantasy booksI'll read it. Though I like vamps, I do try to switch it up with general urban fantasy.
It's just that every so often I'll want to read a good straight up vampire story, and I'm batting 0 for 2 this year. Do I recommend this series? Not in the least.
A Girl's Guide to Vampires
I usually am all about lighter stories that take a comical approach, but this book overdid it to the point of where it wasn't enjoyable anymore. It probably didn't help that it later tried to add depth, but there was none because by that point I hated the book and wanted it over.
I could say more; I probably should say more, but the more I write the angrier I get that I seriously wasted 3 days on this that I won't get back. I can totally understand everyone who didn't even bother to finish the book.